Hahaha, nah, she doesn't have a name yet and is arctic white. But every so often, yeah, she does do some weird shit.

Just fired it up yesterday to move it out of the driveway so I could work on our race car, zero issues. Looks like my previous issue was indeed just a defective battery. Which is sad since the production date on it was May 2022. Guess they don't even make lead-acid batteries the way they used to anymore.