Well if you knew me the only thing funnier than my demands was the part where I said "buy a new car". Never gonna happen (unless I win powerball).

A mechanic buddy of mine owned a '18 Camaro. Notice the past tense. Turns out the key fobs don't like cold much and he found it was damned hard to get the car to start at 5F when there's no manual ignition and the bcm isn't seeing the key fob.